Child Support Large Tote Bag

$35.00

The ultimate statement piece for every shopping trip, errand run, and "what did you do with the money I gave you?" conversation.

Tired of unsolicited financial advice from someone who thinks $200/month covers rent, groceries, childcare, AND your existence? This tote is your perfect comeback. Worn proudly while you're out here making miracles happen with pocket change if anything at all. 

Made from 100% organic cotton twill (because unlike some people, we believe in investing in quality), this 6-gallon capacity bag holds everything you need to survive another month of "budget management" lectures from someone who can't even remember your kid's teacher's name.

Why You'll Love It:

  • Spacious 6-gallon capacity - Fits groceries for the week, school supplies, work essentials, and the weight of all your unappreciated labor.
  • 100% Organic cotton twill - Sustainable, just like you stretching every dollar to make ends meet
  • OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified - Ethically made, unlike those child support payments that arrive "when he can"
  • PETA-approved vegan - Cruelty-free, which is more than we can say for that "it's my money too" text you got last Tuesday
  • Long, durable self-fabric straps - Strong enough to carry the load, just like you

Perfect For:

  • Grocery shopping (yes, food costs money...shocking, we know)
  • Carrying your side hustle supplies
  • Beach days with the kids YOU actually take care of
  • Literally anything that involves spending "his" money on audacious things like diapers and electricity

Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Unlike certain people in your phone contacts, this tote can handle its responsibilities.

Wear it. Own it. Let them wonder.

 

The ultimate statement piece for every shopping trip, errand run, and "what did you do with the money I gave you?" conversation.

Tired of unsolicited financial advice from someone who thinks $200/month covers rent, groceries, childcare, AND your existence? This tote is your perfect comeback. Worn proudly while you're out here making miracles happen with pocket change if anything at all. 

Made from 100% organic cotton twill (because unlike some people, we believe in investing in quality), this 6-gallon capacity bag holds everything you need to survive another month of "budget management" lectures from someone who can't even remember your kid's teacher's name.

Why You'll Love It:

  • Spacious 6-gallon capacity - Fits groceries for the week, school supplies, work essentials, and the weight of all your unappreciated labor.
  • 100% Organic cotton twill - Sustainable, just like you stretching every dollar to make ends meet
  • OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified - Ethically made, unlike those child support payments that arrive "when he can"
  • PETA-approved vegan - Cruelty-free, which is more than we can say for that "it's my money too" text you got last Tuesday
  • Long, durable self-fabric straps - Strong enough to carry the load, just like you

Perfect For:

  • Grocery shopping (yes, food costs money...shocking, we know)
  • Carrying your side hustle supplies
  • Beach days with the kids YOU actually take care of
  • Literally anything that involves spending "his" money on audacious things like diapers and electricity

Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Unlike certain people in your phone contacts, this tote can handle its responsibilities.

Wear it. Own it. Let them wonder.